How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan.

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie?

A salty cracker with cheese.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.