How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.