Liver Jokes

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.