Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

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Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.