Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

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Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

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What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.