What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.