Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ?

Army Ants coming for tea then

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...