Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ?

Army Ants coming for tea then

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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes