What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

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What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Seahorse Jokes More Seahorse Jokes

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

Who was the blind horse jealous of?

The seahorse.

Underwater Jokes More Underwater Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!