What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !