What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

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Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !