What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

How do blondes pierce their ears?

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK