What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK