Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What do you call a grammatical rendezvous?

accommadate I hate me for this..

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What's black yellow and covered in blackberries ?

A bramble bee !

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

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What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

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What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs