Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo?

A: They make good paddles.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!