He hates camping
He heard they were Pro-Pain.
They join weight witches.
When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.
They all scramble for cover when you call B-29
Run! escape!
An ath1337
Because they're campers.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
because they all refused to make sandwiches.
The X-Men
Meow-schwitz.
There aren't many paedos in the camp.