What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

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What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

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What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes