What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the worst part about swim-up bars?

The watery stools