What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

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Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

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Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

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How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !