Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

what else could possibly be in there

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.