Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts