How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian