South American Jokes

How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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Coffee Mug

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

What do you call a rich South American?

A Brazilianaire!

What does a South American say after someone sneezes?

Belize you.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.