What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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Belize you.

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What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What's the absolute worst city to live in?

An atroCITY.