Rose Jokes

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

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What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

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Who's there ! Bette ! Bette who ?

Bette of roses!

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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I'm font of you.

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Holy Sheet!

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Holy Sheet!"

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I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"