Because they are pretty and hurt you.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Tulips on your organ.
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.
Answer: Tulips on an Organ.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They both lost jack.
Because every Rose has its Hawthorne
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Bette of roses!
She never let go, Jack.
Self-raising flour
A fine case of herpes.
They all "Feel The Burn!"
A painting only need one nail to hang
Nailed it.
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!
Rugs and kisses!
Drowns.
Dago wop wop wop
Because he doesn't know the time of day.
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
She answers "My big toes".
A last name, you pervs.
They are sitting on their lips!
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
