What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

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When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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Whats in the middle of girl's leg ?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

What's in Poison Ivy's underpants?

Tulips.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.