What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

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What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

What do you call saplings in the army?

the infantry