What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!