What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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Jehovah Witness Jokes More Jehovah Witness Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

Tweaker Jokes More Tweaker Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible