Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!