Americas already got two running for president.
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Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
It scares their dogs too much
By becoming a ventriloquist!
Weeaboo
Say "Shoo".
Ebowla.
He scared the hell out of him.
Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.
Boo bae! (Read aloud please)
Scares their dogs.
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To scare off Cat burglars!
It scares the hell out of the dog.
A spooky dookie.
They really scared the Shiite outa me!
His life was at stake. Badum psh.
One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.
It scares the hell out of the dog
The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Because it scares the dog.
You get a hairdryer!
He was a card shark!
He thought he was melting.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
Petrified wood.
When they lose their haunting licenses.
Brew.
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Depends.
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
Somebody shot his dog
Because it's harder to run in squares.
Lo Mein. See you all in hell.
It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.
Alfredo
Because he was alfredo the dark!
By the vote of the Erectional College...
It's elected President.
It is a day to be tankful.
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.
They don't want to pay for mods.
A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)
Because you know they're guilty.
A: Shoos.
