Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.