Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

put a steering wheel in front of them

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.