Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

When does a dog go "moo" ?

When it is learning a new language !

What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.