What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

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How do you scare away a Vestiphobic?

Say "Shoo".

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.