Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
With an unlocked kitchen door
Spawn camper.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Because they're so full of themselves.
Because that might be your bike
Hasta la pasta baby.
So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
Boo bae! (Read aloud please)
The Rice-child was born.
Ray Rice
