Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
Two at most.
Artificial Swedeners
They throw silverware down the stairs.
Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
Me: I've never been that hungry.
Marry a net maker
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
They've got no Seoul.
Because it ain't got no Seoul.
RICE-IS
Samurais?
