What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

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Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

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What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

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What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!