What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

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What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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Because they always bombed their tests.

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Baked Yazidi

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4chan

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A herrocopter

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What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

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They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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They break their nose!

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Me love you wrong time.