How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade