How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.