How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end