How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!