How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.