How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.