How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What is a diss track?

Don't worry about it u prune gash

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.