What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

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How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

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What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What did the SMG dad say to his son?

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How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!