What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

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How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!