What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

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Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?