Because m = AIt
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It was a work of friction.
Quarkiplier
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Because the quark had a strange flavour
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Too much work.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Don't do it! You have potential!
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Because he was a physicist.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
There's no such thing as negative energy"
Fission chips.
They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.
my ghosh
the torque
Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
The week force.
Baryon my wayward son!
A Van De Graaff.
Because it wouldn't commute!
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
A: Marie Curie
Causal fridays.
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
Cuatro Sinko
To work on his caw strength.
Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
They're both irrational.
Because his *degree* didn't work!
Arrrrrr Metis!
Because they had no bars on their cells!
Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white
All the horses drowned
Because they will steal all the green cards.
It got mugged.
A Mugging.
Everything
Because I saw so."
