Because m = AIt
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It was a work of friction.
Quarkiplier
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Because the quark had a strange flavour
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Too much work.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Don't do it! You have potential!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he was a physicist.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
There's no such thing as negative energy"
Fission chips.
They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.
my ghosh
the torque
Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
The week force.
Baryon my wayward son!
A Van De Graaff.
Because it wouldn't commute!
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
A: Marie Curie
Causal fridays.
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
One for 2008 and one for 2016.
I think this is a set up!
Everything
Because I saw so."
three, but they're really one
removed
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
They torque it..
Because he can't make 3's
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
Because he would just go home and master bait.
because of the tally-ban
Ein stein.
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
