What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth?

GingINVITEus in!

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves