What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

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How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.