What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

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What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.