Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.