What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

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He gets mourning wood.

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Tie their hands behind their back.

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.