How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.