Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

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What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Rubberto

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

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Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.