Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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Block Jokes More Block Jokes

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

What does it do?

It would block.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!