Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...