Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Church Bell Jokes More Church Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.