How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

at his P.O. Box

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

Long Distance Runner Jokes More Long Distance Runner Jokes

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.