How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

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Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.