Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

the egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Freemason Jokes More Freemason Jokes

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.