Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.