Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager