Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

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Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad