What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"