What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

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What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.