What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.