Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it