Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

Previous Random Joke Next

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."