What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."