What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.