How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

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How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

How does a blonde high-5?

A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

Impression Jokes More Impression Jokes

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else !

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.