How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

Forehead Jokes More Forehead Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?

Unsightly facial hare!

Impression Jokes More Impression Jokes

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Buckle Jokes More Buckle Jokes

Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else !

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.