How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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How does a blonde high-5?

A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

when she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead