How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

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How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.