How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

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What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.