How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

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What is the definition of gross ignorance?

A: 144 blondes.

What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.