How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

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How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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What is the definition of a Yankee?

A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself

What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Addictionary

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.