What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

jahbless

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How are you today?

Me: Tim.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Intervention Jokes More Intervention Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Define Jokes More Define Jokes

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.