What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Intervention Jokes More Intervention Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Define Jokes More Define Jokes

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.